1. 21:04 20th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from timelordinadevilstrap

    DO YOUR WORST

    1. 1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
    2. 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
    3. 3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
    4. 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
    5. 5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
    6. 6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
    7. 7: Do you want to be single?
    8. 8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
    9. 9: How late did you stay up last night?
    10. 10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
    11. 11: Last three things you had to drink?
    12. 12: Have you pretended to like someone?
    13. 13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
    14. 14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
    15. 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
    16. 16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
    17. 17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
    18. 18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
    19. 19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
    20. 20: What would you name your future daughter?
    21. 21: Do you miss anyone?
    22. 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
    23. 23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
    24. 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    25. 25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
    26. 26: Who did you last see in person?
    27. 27: Are you listening to music right now?
    28. 28: What is something you currently want right now?
    29. 29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
    30. 30: How is your heart lately?
    31. 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
    32. 32: Are you wearing socks?
    33. 33: What do people call you?
    34. 34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
    35. 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
    36. 36: Who did you last share a bed with?
    37. 37: Did you do something bad today?
    38. 38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
    39. 39: Do you get stressed out easily?
    40. 40: Will you sing today?
    41. 41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
    42. 42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
    43. 43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
    44. 44: What are you listening to right now?
    45. 45: What is wrong with you right now?
    46. 46: What is on your wrists right now?
    47. 47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea
    48. 48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
    49. 49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
    50. 50: Are you a good artist?
    51. 51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
    52. 52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
    53. 53: Ever been on a golf cart?
    54. 54: Do you have trust issues?
    55. 55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
    56. 56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
    57. 57: Do you use chap stick?
    58. 58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
    59. 59: Do you have a little sister?
    60. 60: Have you ever been to New York?
    61. 61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
    62. 62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
    63. 63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
    64. 64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
    65. 65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
    66. 66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
    67. 67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
    68. 68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
    69. 69: Will next Friday be a good one?
     
  2. 21:02

    Notes: 223131

    Reblogged from halfway-to-infinity

     
  3. 21:00

    Notes: 115027

    Reblogged from transliteration

    catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

    catbountry:

    ex-wife:

    did-you-kno:

    Source 

    "When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

    "I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

    Wow.

     
  4. 20:56

    Notes: 9950

    Reblogged from atrailofhysteria

    xkalisto:

quanna78:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Why though? 😳

A Czech girl here to extensively talk about her country! This is actually fun tradition, and the ‘beating’ is mostly symbolic. It stings a bit but I can’t say that I’d consider it unbearably painful or abusive. Nobody forces women to participate, and today people only go to the other people they know. And honestly I find it much more preferable to tradition where they spill water on you or even worse perfume. (I did that once and I it was annoying and I smelled horrible. I’m happy for whipping thank you) Though there’s like revenge day for women who then spill water on guys. (I never did, or haven’t seen it done though)
As to why. Traditionally it is not because the men want to cause harm to the women, the spring whipping was meant as a way for women to stay healthy, pretty and fertile for the following year. The whip is called ‘Pomlázka’ which comes from the word ‘Pomlazení - Omlazení’ which translates into Rejuvenation. Young twigs are used for the whip to transfer the ‘life force’ into women.
The whip is usually traditionally made out of pussy willow so it’s flexible and women are more usually whipped on their legs rather than backsides, though I guess you usually cover both. And it’s not only unmarried women. Nowadays in most region it’s ‘all’ the women. Even my grandma gets symbolic whipping.

It was also a form of symbolic ‘courtship’. Traditionally on Easter we decorate actual eggs. There are many ways how to do this, personally I love decorating with bee wax (I got beekeepers in the family)  but also with onion peels and flowers. 

Decorated with wax

Decorated with straw
Now the eggs are also a symbols of New life. And men ‘court’ women by whipping them (in the past some women actually took offence if nobody came to them) and the women give the men the decorated eggs as a sign of forgiveness and thanks for the rejuvenation. In some regions they also decorate their whips with bows. And Guys have to sing a Eastern Carol asking for the eggs. 
 It sound kinda brutal when you say they whip women, and sometimes there are alcohol issues, but generally it’s really tame and I find it to be fun tradition. 

    xkalisto:

    quanna78:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    Why though? 😳

    A Czech girl here to extensively talk about her country! This is actually fun tradition, and the ‘beating’ is mostly symbolic. It stings a bit but I can’t say that I’d consider it unbearably painful or abusive. Nobody forces women to participate, and today people only go to the other people they know. And honestly I find it much more preferable to tradition where they spill water on you or even worse perfume. (I did that once and I it was annoying and I smelled horrible. I’m happy for whipping thank you) Though there’s like revenge day for women who then spill water on guys. (I never did, or haven’t seen it done though)

    As to why. Traditionally it is not because the men want to cause harm to the women, the spring whipping was meant as a way for women to stay healthy, pretty and fertile for the following year. The whip is called ‘Pomlázka’ which comes from the word ‘Pomlazení - Omlazení’ which translates into Rejuvenation. Young twigs are used for the whip to transfer the ‘life force’ into women.

    The whip is usually traditionally made out of pussy willow so it’s flexible and women are more usually whipped on their legs rather than backsides, though I guess you usually cover both. And it’s not only unmarried women. Nowadays in most region it’s ‘all’ the women. Even my grandma gets symbolic whipping.

    It was also a form of symbolic ‘courtship’. Traditionally on Easter we decorate actual eggs. There are many ways how to do this, personally I love decorating with bee wax (I got beekeepers in the family)  but also with onion peels and flowers. 

    Decorated with wax

    Decorated with straw

    Now the eggs are also a symbols of New life. And men ‘court’ women by whipping them (in the past some women actually took offence if nobody came to them) and the women give the men the decorated eggs as a sign of forgiveness and thanks for the rejuvenation. In some regions they also decorate their whips with bows. And Guys have to sing a Eastern Carol asking for the eggs. 

     It sound kinda brutal when you say they whip women, and sometimes there are alcohol issues, but generally it’s really tame and I find it to be fun tradition. 

     
  5. 08:30

    Notes: 180958

    Reblogged from shitpoopglitter

    teppelin:

    things that are cute

    • you
    • you
    • you
    • you
    • and you
    • all of you
     
  6. 08:29

    Notes: 77727

    Reblogged from kenobi-wan-obi

    the-staged-inadequacy:

    janimalia:

    The Milky Way is the galaxy that contains our Solar System

    Do you love the color of the MUTHAFUCKIN SOLAR SYSTEM

     
  7. 08:28

    Notes: 94876

    Reblogged from timeisnotpleased

    shuckl:

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

i love star trek

    shuckl:

    wiggles-omg:

    The most iconic photo of all time.

    i love star trek

     
  8. 08:24

    Notes: 31112

    Reblogged from 0range-soda

    tequilatruths:

    real talk, young volcanoes is a really nice happy song but “make it easy, say i never mattered” is probably the most heartbreaking lyric from that album and feeling like you identify with it is awful 

     
  9. 08:23

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    Reblogged from samdigspoems

    samdigspoems:

    [Hey inkskinned! Thanks for reblogging! If you read this, send me an e-mail. I have an idea about a tumblr project we could do together. (If anyone knows how to contact inkskinned please tell her to reach out to me!)]

    Ten men women have warned me against becoming:

    1.

    The man who takes up too…

     
  10. 08:19

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    Reblogged from thatgirlwiththepants

    Ten Women I Have Been Warned Against Becoming:

    1. The Girl Who Takes Up Too Much Space, always, her shoulders too wide in stairwells, her hips too big in doorways, her voice too loud in classes. This woman does not understand the art of crumbling, of curling herself tight like the spiral of a fern, soft, delicate, unwilling to reach out the ivy of her fingers to grasp onto what should rightfully be hers. This is a beast, an elephant, a moving mountain and she is capable of flattening you, she is capable of ruining you, she is capable of making you feel as small and insignificant in her life as she is supposed to be. You are this woman’s footnote to history, you are her side note in song lyrics, you are constantly interrupted by her with a witty joke you wish you thought of. I asked what the problem was with being a steamroller instead of a sunflower and I was laughed down.

    2. The Beautiful One, the long hair or the slim waist or the pretty eyes or the lips like bowstrings. This woman looks good in everything because she’s confident in whatever you put her in. She’ll cut her hair short on you no matter how you like it, she’ll wear high heels and step on your opinions, she’ll look hot as hell no matter what size she is. See, the reason you can’t trust her is because women like this don’t need your permission, they’ll do as they please and get away with it. They’ll say no to you, over and over. Teach your daughters that beautiful means dangerous, teach them to distrust women who love themselves. Equate beautiful with vapid, equate pretty with stupid, take their power from them. Say they’re vain for their makeup, refuse to see them without it. These women are snakes, they are serpents. I said maybe the problem lies with you being unable to control yourself and was told to get off my pedestal.

    3. A Bitch. Women are supposed to be ladies in the street but will tear skin under sheets. I’m told: Never raise your voice. Speak gently. Submit. Hold your opinion against your lips and when you admit to it, make sure it comes out as a butterfly wing suggestion. Don’t disagree. Don’t undermine someone else’s authority, regardless of whether or not they deserve your respect. Someone touches you, just move away from them. Don’t hit. Don’t talk back. Be like the ruins of Rome, only beautiful if you can’t hear your quiet death.

    4. The Needy One. I have heard how others spit when they talk about how she gave you everything and you shoved it back down her throat until she choked on it, until she came back crawling and asked you what she did, until her palms and knees were scraped for want of just a little affection - never be this woman, I’m told, because she’s a joke and the joke is that she dared to have more emotion than you did. The truth is, I’m told, the one who cares less in a partnership is the one who wins. I didn’t know this was a competition.

    5. The Cock Tease, certified stripper, how dare that girl look like that and not want me to sleep with her. Lust is always personified as a lady in red with a dress slit up her thigh. Lust is sinful because it’s power, it’s not asking for attention - it’s demanding it. I’m told she is the worst kind of woman, that looking good is supposed to be some kind of shame on her kin. I’m told not to leave the house in such a short skirt, not with a shirt so low, not with a lace back, not with high heels, not dressed like that. My lipstick can’t be too red, my hair can’t be too mussed, I can’t just “turn someone on like that and then leave them wanting.” I mentioned that instant gratification actually ruins our psyche and was told that being led on was “exhausting.” I said that there was a difference between purposefully tricking someone into liking you and just being attractive or friendly. I was told there’s also a difference between coffee and tea but both result in caffeine. I said, “I’ve been turned on in class by the girls I talk to but I didn’t expect anything from them,” and they said, “It’s different, you’re not a man,” but couldn’t explain where that difference was.

    6. A Slut, obviously ruined by another person’s touch. It doesn’t matter how many people she’s actually been with, it’s all about the rumors she carries with her. Easy. Harlot. You’ll still try to get with her, you’ll still take her into your bed and kiss her and say things you don’t mean - but you’ll defame her name when you talk to your buddies. My father used to say “A slut is fine for the night, but the virgin is who you take home and marry.” Maybe he didn’t know he was teaching his daughter to hate her sexuality. Maybe he didn’t know that every time she’d be kissed, her whole system would shake until she felt ready to combust, shame and self-hatred shivering against her spine. Maybe he didn’t know she’d disconnect emotions and sex because he always told her, “Boys are different, they won’t care about you.” Nobody said to her that it was okay to experiment. See, the funny thing is, I’m a dancer so I know exactly where my center of gravity is. I know how hard I’ll fall in each direction. Yet out of fear of getting hurt, I won’t let a single person inside of my bed.

    7. The Soulmate. Never love romance more than you love being cynical. Never show weakness, never like pink, never think maybe you might find someone nice and settle down with them. Someone will find you, I was told, And if you’re lucky, he’ll put up with you when you start getting old. Never be the woman who believes in happily ever after, never be dumb enough to think maybe someone could love you after all of your mistakes. It has nothing to do with whether or not a family is important to you and you’re in a good place where a relationship would make your life better - you’re not a princess. You don’t get married, you settle.

    8. The Girl With Strength, who can outrun everyone and who is stronger than her boyfriend. “See the thing about boys,” says my daddy, “Is that you have to let them win.” I sat at home and read stories about Artemis and wanted to become the huntress, too. I wanted to howl at the moon, I wanted to slay the beasts that bested me, I wanted to rule my kingdom with bloody fists. But girls are never athletes, never supposed to be “built,” regardless of the fact civilizations were constructed on our spines and we made homes in war by the steel of our ribs. Never be strong. We are supposed to wilt.

    9. The Lady CEO: because if you choose work over family, are you really a girl? How dare you fight your way to the top through every pair of eyes that bore through your blouse, through every meeting where you were hushed by the sound of someone else talking, through every time someone called you “sweetie,” how dare you yearn for something. Is your husband the stay-at-home one? I can’t imagine how that is going. He’s not a real man, after all. I don’t give it long before the divorce. How dare you decide you’re happy being single. Don’t you know you’re supposed to bear children. Where is your honor? Where is your wisdom? Who cares if you are the leader, the best suited for your position, the quickest-thinking, the one who makes the hardest clients come back again. Don’t you see? Across history, women have been terrible at success. They always lose their man in the end. (When I said, “I would rather be a famous author than a mediocre mother,” I was told, “No, don’t worry, you’ll be a fine mommy.”)

    10. THE GIRL I AM: FIRECRACKER AND DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT I’LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND I WON’T FUCKING REGRET IT I’M NOT YOUR PRETTY GIRL I’M NOT YOUR ANYTHING I’M PERFECT, MOTHERFUCKER, AND I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP WHAT I’M DOING. I DON’T WANT TO BE “LADYLIKE” THAT LITERALLY MEANS NOTHING I’M NOT GOING TO STOP STANDING UP AND DEMANDING WHAT’S COMING TO ME. I’M GONNA BE SOMEBODY. I’M GONNA MAKE THEM REMEMBER ME. I REFUSE TO BE OVERSHADOWED IN HISTORY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO CREATE BUT YOU MADE ME A DRAGON YOU PUT ME IN THE FIRE AND WHEN I STOPPED BURNING I LEARNED HOW TO GLOW DON’T THINK YOU CAN STOP ME YOU CAN’T TAME A TORNADO.

    — In respectful response to a poem tilted, “Ten men women have warned me against becoming." /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

    Do people love anymore? All we do is lust.